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I’ll go Yeti on your ass @Erickson222

January 21st, 2010

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I’m going to dress up like a cheetah and terrorize a small village

January 25th, 2010

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I’m going to drive a bus full of groundhogs off a cliff

February 2nd, 2010

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I’m going to fill your chest cavity with Disco Dan’s Premium Salsa

February 5th, 2010

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I’m going to go in a strip club dressed like a pizza

March 24th, 2010

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I’m gonna throw a dead rodeo clown in your living room

November 14th, 2010

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I’m gonna slam your mom’s fingers in a car door

November 22nd, 2010

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I’m gonna glue squirrels to your nipples

February 17th, 2011

Im gonna glue squirrels to your nipples

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Corey Taylor releases the cover of his next book

August 22nd, 2011

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