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I will fill your couch cushions with mayonnaise

August 25th, 2009

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I will sprout wings and teabag your dad

August 27th, 2009

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I’m going to sneak into your pantry and poke holes in your bread bags

August 28th, 2009

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I’m gonna come over your house and shove a medicine ball down your toilet

August 30th, 2009

Medicine Ball In a Toilet

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I’m going to uppercut Al Roker off a bridge

September 9th, 2009

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I’m going to take your family out to Ground Round and roundhouse kick you into the desert buffet

September 14th, 2009

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I’m going to saw off Big Bird’s leg and beat you with it

September 18th, 2009

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I’m going to replace your eyes with donut holes

January 7th, 2010

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I’m going to put a grenade in your cereal and pull the pin

January 12th, 2010

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I’m going to dumpster punch your mother

January 17th, 2010

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