About PMOA

Mayor_McCheese

Mayor McCheese

The cheese feeds on your fears and could send a grown man into hiding. I looked him in the eyes once and suffered temporary blindness. I’m serious he put the boogie man out of business. You may remember him from when he was just a humble cheese head, but many years ago he was fired for single handedly creating mad cow disease.

rise_n_shine_jesus

Rise and Shine Jesus

The early waker can be one grumpy son of a bitch. Approach him like you would any rattlesnake, urine drench pants and running in the opposite direction. This immortal seeks out the ones who have disrupted his sleep and holds their head under water while simultaneously standing on their neck.